Top 20 Uses for Data’s Detached Head
- Combonation paperweight/stapler for Picard’s desk
- The ball in Parisis’ Squares
- Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft
- Replace Troi’s broken Chia Pet
- Scare blind students in Braille class
- Prop open doors for maintainence crews
- Lawn decoration in Arboreteum
- Footstool for Captain’s chair
- entertaining kids in day care puppet show
- Scare Alexander into doing chores
- Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift
- Decorative air filter in picard’s fish tank
- Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get “ahead” in research
- Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards
- Two words: tether ball
- Keep Worf’s coffee table from shaking
- Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet
- Donate to Starfleet Academny to be head of the class
- Use as nutcracker at Christmastime
and the number one use for Data’s detatched head…
- Prove to insuracne company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy.