Top 10 Bumperstickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise
- “Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!”
- “One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day…think about it”
- “HONK if you’ve slept with Commander Riker!”
- “Guns don’t kill people…Class 2 Phasers do!”
- “Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!”
- “CAUTION…We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.”
- “If you can read this…don’t you think you’re a wee bit too close?”
- “Have you hugged a Ferengi today?”
- “We brake for cubes!”
- “Wesley On Board!”
And, the best bumpersticker on Borg ship:
“Blonde Borgs have the same fun.”
