Signs that Star Trek is Taking Over Your Life

Saying “make it so” in casual conversation
Indignation because the periodic table doesn’t include dilithium and tritanium.
Able to use “variable phase inverter” in a sentence without excessive thought first
More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer
Have figured out the stardate system
Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra
Scanning shelves at local liquor store for synthehol
The Star Trek theme becomes background music for your dreams
Major quote sources for thesis are Shakespeare, the Bible, and “The Omega Glory”
Memorization of the crew’s authorization codes
Forgetting that present-day elevators don’t have voice interface
Attending a convention wearing non-Terran vestments
Actual serious thoughts about buying that $300 model of the Enterprise from the Franklin Mint
Understanding Klingon
Lecturing any science professor on how transporters work
Playing fizzbin and understanding it
“The Outrageous Okona” seems like a fine piece of writing and dramatic stylistics
Paying rapt attention during those endless special effects sequences in ST:TMP
Inexplicable rock-climbing urges
More than three original episode outlines buried in your drawers