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  • Warships
    Irish,  Travel

    The British and the Irish Collide

    March 16, 2023 /

    This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-98: IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision. BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, ...

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    Guinness Pint Beer Pub

    Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman in a Pub

    March 5, 2023
    Flag Ireland

    Murphy applied for an engineering position

    February 7, 2023
    Flag Ireland

    Irish diplomacy

    February 17, 2023
  • Heaven Gate
    Christian,  Driving

    A Priest and a Bus Driver Died and Went to Heaven

    March 16, 2023 /

    A priest and a bus driver both died and went to Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where Pope St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50 acres of rolling hills with ...

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    Plane Cartoon Drawing

    Sunday School Drawings

    March 1, 2023
    Child Bible

    The Bible According to Kids

    February 26, 2023
    Cross Church

    Church Bulletin Humor

    March 1, 2023
  • Old Computer Hardware
    Computer

    What All Those Acronyms Really Mean

    March 15, 2023 /

    ISDN = It Still Does Nothing APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM = I Blame Microsoft DEC = Do Expect Cuts CA = Constant Acquisitions CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too. SCSI = System Can't See It DOS = Defunct Operating System BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control WWW = World Wide Wait MACINTOSH = Most ...

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    Video Game Controller

    Life Lessons Learned from Video Games

    February 14, 2023

    Some Funny Google Fails

    March 28, 2023
    Microsoft

    If restaurants functioned like Microsoft…

    February 27, 2023
  • Star Trek Spaceship
    Science,  TV Humor

    Top 20 Uses for Data’s Detached Head

    March 15, 2023 /

    Combonation paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk The ball in Parisis' Squares Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet Scare blind students in Braille class Prop open doors for maintainence crews Lawn decoration in Arboreteum Footstool for Captain's chair entertaining kids in day care puppet show Scare Alexander into doing chores Send to doctor ...

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    Cartoon Laws of Physics

    March 20, 2023
    Science Technology Paper

    A Guide to Effective Scientific Communication

    March 6, 2023

    To Boldly Go Where No Dog Has Gone Before!

    March 26, 2023
  • 3 People Group Team
    Children,  Christian,  Family,  Political

    When Does Life Begin?

    March 14, 2023 /

    A priest, a minister and a rabbi are discussing when life begins. The priests says, “It begins at conception”. The minister says, “Life begins at 24 weeks gestation”. The rabbi says, “You are both wrong, Life begins when the kids move out of the house and the dog dies.”

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    Classroom

    Some School Humor

    March 4, 2023
    Piggy Bank

    Bank Name

    February 3, 2023
    10 Dollars Bill USD

    The Biggest Lie

    February 7, 2023
  • Computer Desk
    Computer,  Men,  Women

    Computer Gender

    March 14, 2023 /

    Why computers should be considered masculine: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, ...

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    Webcomic: The 10 stages of software development

    February 16, 2023
    Office Gadgets

    Signs Technology Took Over Your Life

    February 14, 2023
    Microsoft Windows Fix

    Bill Gates Died and Went to Heaven

    February 24, 2023
  • Crowd Line
    Business

    Long Line

    March 13, 2023 /

    It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed ...

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    Embarrassing Anxious Public Speaking

    Top 13 Worst Marketing Slogan Translations Ever

    February 19, 2023
    Bank Teller

    The Old Native American Wanted a Loan

    February 23, 2023
    ATM Machine

    Drive Through ATM Procedures

    February 16, 2023
  • Police Car
    Bar,  Police,  Travel

    Driving Under the Influence

    March 13, 2023 /

    One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front ...

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    Police Lights

    On their way home from the bar…

    February 22, 2023
    Guinness Pint Beer Pub

    Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman in a Pub

    March 5, 2023
    Blind Man

    Blonde Joke in a Bar

    February 25, 2023
  • Horseback Police Officer
    Animal,  Police

    Horseback Cop

    March 12, 2023 /

    On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to ...

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    Cowboy Horse

    Stolen Horse

    March 2, 2023
    Blonde Woman With Horse

    No Horns

    February 15, 2023

    To Boldly Go Where No Dog Has Gone Before!

    March 26, 2023
  • Airport Planes
    Computer,  Travel

    If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines

    March 12, 2023 /

    UNIX Airways: Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. Air DOS: Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and ...

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    Microsoft

    Microsoft Air

    February 21, 2023

    Why Captcha Are Evil

    February 18, 2023
    Microsoft

    If restaurants functioned like Microsoft…

    February 27, 2023
  • Desert
    Idiot

    Essential Desert Objects

    March 12, 2023 /

    A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them. The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants. The second guy decides to take a water ...

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    Private Plane

    Smartest Man in the World

    March 11, 2023
    Shovel Digging

    What is intelligence?

    March 7, 2023
    Lifeboat

    Lifeboat

    February 21, 2023
  • Typing Laptop
    Computer

    An Aspiring Writer

    March 12, 2023 /

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in ...

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    Airport Planes

    If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines

    March 12, 2023

    Webcomic: The 10 stages of software development

    February 16, 2023
    Computer Desk

    Computer Gender

    March 14, 2023
  • Train Brighton Station
    Scottish,  Travel

    Ticket, Please!

    March 11, 2023 /

    Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car. As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called "Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots ...

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    Guinness Pint Beer Pub

    Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman in a Pub

    March 5, 2023
    Flag Scotland

    Scottish & English Armies

    February 27, 2023
    Flag Scotland

    Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game

    February 9, 2023
  • Private Plane
    Doctor,  Idiot,  Lawyer,  Travel

    Smartest Man in the World

    March 11, 2023 /

    A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had ...

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    High Blood Pressure

    High Blood Pressure

    February 24, 2023
    Old Couple

    Forgetting

    February 23, 2023
    Doctor Pills

    Sleeping Pills

    February 1, 2023
  • Gift Box
    Children,  School

    School Daze

    March 11, 2023 /

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," ...

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    Plane Cartoon Drawing

    Sunday School Drawings

    March 1, 2023
    Middle Ages Manuscript History

    History Of The World… maybe

    March 8, 2023
    School Boy Note

    School Excuses

    February 28, 2023
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