- I’ll get a world record for this.
- Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
- Hey there’s no handles inside these car doors!
- It’s fireproof.
- He’s probably just hibernating.
- What does this button do?
- I’m making a citizen’s arrest.
- So, you’re a cannibal.
- It’s probably just a rash.
- Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
- Are you sure the power is off?
- Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
- No, my shoes aren’t untied.
- The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
- What do you mean, “I’ll be back”?
- Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
- Pull the pin and count to what?
- Which wire was I supposed to cut?
- I wonder where the mother bear is.
- I’ve seen this done on TV.
- These are the good kind of mushrooms.
- I’ll hold it and you light the fuse.
- Let it down slowly.
- Rat poison only kills rats.
- It can’t possibly rain for forty days and nights.
- I’ll get your toast out.
- Give me liberty or give me death.
- Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
- It’s strong enough for both of us.
- This doesn’t taste right.
- I can make this light before it changes.
- Nice doggie.
- I can do that with my eyes closed.
- I’ve done this before.
- Well, we’ve made it this far.
- That’s odd.
- I’ll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
- I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
- You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
- Okay, this is the last time.
- Don’t be so superstitious.
- Now watch this.
- This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
- What duck?
- You can make it, that train isn’t coming fast.
- Give me a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
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October 20, 2024
