TV Humor
20 Things that never happen in Star Trek
The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before. The Enterprise goes to visit a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly alright. Some of the crew visits the holodeck, and it works properly. The crew of the Enterprise discovers a totally new life form, ...
Top 20 Uses for Data’s Detached Head
Combonation paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk The ball in Parisis' Squares Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet Scare blind students in Braille class Prop open doors for maintainence crews Lawn decoration in Arboreteum Footstool for Captain's chair entertaining kids in day care puppet show Scare Alexander into doing chores Send to doctor ...
To Boldly Go Where No Dog Has Gone Before!
This image has been all over the internet, so it's hard to give credit to the person who actually did this, but whoever you are, Live Long And Prosper! 😛 To Boldly Go Where No Dog Has Gone Before! Update: According to a commenter below, this wonderful piece of art was made by a woman called Abi ...
Top 10 Signs You’ve Watched Too Much Star Trek
You send weekly love letters to the actress who played the Green Skinned Orion Slave Girl in episode number 7. You pull the legs off your hamster so you'll have a tribble. You tried to join the Navy just so you could serve aboard the Enterprise. Your wife left you because you wanted her ...
Signs that Star Trek is Taking Over Your Life
Saying "make it so" in casual conversation Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium. Able to use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive thought first More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer Have figured out the stardate system Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra Scanning ...
Top 10 Bumperstickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise
"Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!" "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it" "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!" "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!" "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!" "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical." "If you can read this...don't you think you're ...
Star Trek Lost Episode
Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?" Geordi: "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology." Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears ...
