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Magic Pool
There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump ...
Courtroom Bloopers
Mary Louise Gilman, the venerable editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collected many of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in the Court (1977) and More Humor in the Court. From Mrs. Gilman's two volumes, here are some transquips, all recorded by America's keepers of the word.
More Ad Placement Fail
I was unable to post for a while because I have been very busy lately, but here are some more ad placement fail pictures, as promised: "Come a little closer" "Two women to be stoned for adultery, says Amnesty" "aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" McDonald's ad placement fail Total ad placement fail "Man Sets Woman and Three Cildren on Fire" Funny ad juxtaposition Prince Caspian is a ...
Some Funny Google Fails
Google Auto Suggest is, as we can see from its name, an automated suggestion system. It is based on popular search queries. Since there's a lot of weird people out there, Google will sometimes make some weird suggestions, as shown below. Also, if you spend some time on Google Earth or Google Maps, you might find ...
Ad Placement Fail
Some advertising placement can give funny or unfortunate results. Here are a few of them: "Strike Against Free Software: Microsoft Enters Catalonian Schools" Yahoo Fail!
Dangling Participles
Culled from newspapers: - The burglar was about 30 years old, white, 5' 10", with wavy hair weighing about 150 pounds. - The family lawyer will read the will tomorrow at the residence of Mr. Hannon, who died June 19 to accommodate his relatives. - Mrs. Shirley Baxter, who went deer hunting with her husband, is very proud ...
Some Funny Fails
Below are a few funny fails I've come across: "Go Play" - A really bad suggestion on a matchbox! Furthermore: "Play better, play in moderation" LOL The programming behind the cake printing mechanism has failed massively here!
History Of The World… maybe
History of the world according to actual grade school student exam papers! 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. 2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the ...
Funny Resume Bloopers
Here are my qualifications for you to overlook. REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB: Responsibility makes me nervous. They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions. Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches. I was working for my mom until ...
Simplifying the English Language
Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EU, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasability study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments. European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessary difficult; for example: cough, plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme ...
