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  • Classroom
    Children,  Christian,  School

    An Atheist

    March 31, 2023 /

    A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. ...

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    Homework

    Where Is Your Homework?

    March 3, 2023
    Plane Cartoon Drawing

    Sunday School Drawings

    March 1, 2023
    Axis Earth

    Axis of the Earth

    February 18, 2023
  • Flag Italy
    Italian,  Women

    An Italian Man Gets One Wish

    March 29, 2023 /

    An Italian man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have had the faith to ask, I will grant you one wish." The man ...

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    Flag Italy

    An Italian businessman on his deathbed

    March 3, 2023
    Flag Italy

    You know you are Italian

    February 13, 2023
    Flag Malta

    The Italian who went to Malta

    February 2, 2023
  • Computer,  Fail

    Some Funny Google Fails

    March 28, 2023 /

    Google Auto Suggest is, as we can see from its name, an automated suggestion system. It is based on popular search queries. Since there's a lot of weird people out there, Google will sometimes make some weird suggestions, as shown below. Also, if you spend some time on Google Earth or Google Maps, you might find ...

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    Microsoft Windows Fix

    Bill Gates Died and Went to Heaven

    February 24, 2023
    Computer Desk

    Computer Gender

    March 14, 2023
    Office Gadgets

    Signs Technology Took Over Your Life

    February 14, 2023
  • Animal,  Science,  TV Humor

    To Boldly Go Where No Dog Has Gone Before!

    March 26, 2023 /

    This image has been all over the internet, so it's hard to give credit to the person who actually did this, but whoever you are, Live Long And Prosper! 😛 To Boldly Go Where No Dog Has Gone Before! Update: According to a commenter below, this wonderful piece of art was made by a woman called Abi ...

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    Settling a Cow Case

    February 25, 2023
    Horseback Police Officer

    Horseback Cop

    March 12, 2023
    Flies Beer

    Hunting Flies

    March 18, 2023
  • College Campus Building
    School,  Science

    You Just Might Be a Graduate Student if…

    March 25, 2023 /

    you can analyze the significance of appliances you cannot operate. your carrel is better decorated than your apartment. you have ever, as a folklore project, attempted to track the progress of your own joke across the Internet. you are startled to meet people who neither need nor want to read. you have ever brought ...

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    10 Dollars Bill USD

    The Biggest Lie

    February 7, 2023
    School Boy Note

    School Excuses

    February 28, 2023
    Gift Box

    School Daze

    March 11, 2023
  • Car Stopped
    Computer,  Driving,  Travel

    A Programmer Joke

    March 24, 2023 /

    Three guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control. So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs ...

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    Star Trek Spaceship

    Star Trek Lost Episode

    February 28, 2023
    Airport Planes

    If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines

    March 12, 2023
    Typing Laptop

    An Aspiring Writer

    March 12, 2023
  • Fail

    More Ad Placement Fail

    March 23, 2023 /

    I was unable to post for a while because I have been very busy lately, but here are some more ad placement fail pictures, as promised: "Come a little closer" "Two women to be stoned for adultery, says Amnesty" "aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" McDonald's ad placement fail  Total ad placement fail  "Man Sets Woman and Three Cildren on Fire"  Funny ad juxtaposition Prince Caspian is a ...

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    Webcomic: The 10 stages of software development

    February 16, 2023
    Pool Diving Board

    Magic Pool

    February 20, 2023
    Receptionists Hotel

    Translation Fails

    February 18, 2023
  • Priest Church
    Children,  Christian

    Where is God?

    March 22, 2023 /

    A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if ...

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    Classroom

    An Atheist

    March 31, 2023
    Classroom

    Some School Humor

    March 4, 2023
    School Boy Note

    School Excuses

    February 28, 2023
  • Time Money Clock Coins
    Business,  Christian

    Minutes and Pennies

    March 21, 2023 /

    Man to God: God, what's a million years to you? God: A minute. Man: What about a million dollars? God: A penny. Man: God, could I have a penny? God: Sure — in a minute.

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    Courtroom US

    The Stella Awards

    February 22, 2023
    Bank Teller

    The Old Native American Wanted a Loan

    February 23, 2023
    Piggy Bank

    Bank Name

    February 3, 2023
  • Comics,  Science

    Cartoon Laws of Physics

    March 20, 2023 /

    Cartoon Law I Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle of 32 feet per second per second takes over. Cartoon Law II Any body ...

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    Webcomic: The 10 stages of software development

    February 16, 2023
  • Periodic Table
    Political,  Science

    New Element!

    March 19, 2023 /

    The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered! The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held ...

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    Flag United States

    Only in America

    March 8, 2023
    Republicans Democrats

    Republicans, Democrats

    February 22, 2023
    3 People Group Team

    When Does Life Begin?

    March 14, 2023
  • Computer,  Driving

    No Parking Sign

    March 18, 2023 /

    "No parking near my house. Get your own wireless network!"

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    Airport Planes

    If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines

    March 12, 2023

    Why Captcha Are Evil

    February 18, 2023
    Star Trek Spaceship

    Star Trek Lost Episode

    February 28, 2023
  • Flies Beer
    Animal,  Men,  Women

    Hunting Flies

    March 18, 2023 /

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting Flies," he responded. "Oh!, Killed any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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    To Boldly Go Where No Dog Has Gone Before!

    March 26, 2023

    Settling a Cow Case

    February 25, 2023
    Blonde Woman With Horse

    No Horns

    February 15, 2023
  • Speech Bubble Comics
    Fail,  Idiot

    Famous Last Words

    March 17, 2023 /

    I'll get a world record for this. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press. Hey there's no handles inside these car doors! It's fireproof. He's probably just hibernating. What does this button do? I'm making a citizen's arrest. So, you're a cannibal. It's probably just a rash. Why ...

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    Some Funny Google Fails

    March 28, 2023

    More Ad Placement Fail

    March 23, 2023
    Park Ranger

    Stupid Questions to Park Rangers

    February 10, 2023
  • Passenger Plane
    Blonde,  Lawyer,  Travel

    A Blonde Game Of Intelligence

    March 17, 2023 /

    There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him ...

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    Sun Solar Flare

    Blonde on the Sun

    February 17, 2023
    Blonde Woman Driving Car

    Blonde Driver

    March 9, 2023
    Doctor

    The Redhead

    February 2, 2023
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