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  • Courtroom US
    Idiot,  Lawyer

    Courtroom Humor

    June 1, 2023 /

    Judge: I know you, don't I? Defendant: Uh, yes. Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you? Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you? Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me. Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie. From a defendant representing himself… Defendant: Did you get a good look at me when I stole ...

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    Desert

    Essential Desert Objects

    March 12, 2023
    Park Ranger

    Stupid Questions to Park Rangers

    April 15, 2023
    Lifeboat

    Lifeboat

    February 21, 2023
  • Video Game Controller
    Computer

    Life Lessons Learned from Video Games

    May 29, 2023 /

    There is no problem that can't be overcome by violence. You can overcome most adversaries simply by having a lot of quarters. If it moves, shoot it. Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training. If someone dies, they disappear. Money is frequently found lying on the street. If it is on the ...

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    Parachute

    Parachute

    April 11, 2023
    Computer Desk

    Computer Gender

    March 14, 2023
    Airport Planes

    If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines

    March 12, 2023
  • Periodic Table Elements
    News,  Science

    ISU Researchers Discover New Element [Parody]

    May 27, 2023 /

    The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons or electrons, and thus has an atomic weight of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange of particles called morons.

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    Sewing Machine Antique

    R. D. Jones And His Sewing Machine

    March 2, 2023
    Newspapers Bundle

    Dangling Participles

    February 22, 2023
    Newspapers Bundle

    The 25 Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999

    April 17, 2023
  • American,  Political,  Travel

    Map Win!

    May 26, 2023 /

    North America looks like a dragon spitting fire!

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    Flag United States

    An American was telling one of his favorite jokes…

    February 27, 2023
    Flag Australia

    A Texan Down Under

    March 1, 2023
    Rolls Royce

    Rolls-Royce and Bank Loan

    April 1, 2023
  • Sun Solar Flare
    Blonde,  Science

    Blonde on the Sun

    May 25, 2023 /

    A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land ...

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    Doctor Pills

    Sleeping Pills

    April 3, 2023
    Blonde Woman Mirror

    The Mirror

    March 6, 2023
    Passenger Plane

    A Blonde Game Of Intelligence

    March 17, 2023
  • Police Lights
    Bar,  Driving,  Marriage,  Police

    On their way home from the bar…

    May 24, 2023 /

    John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away." Just then ...

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    Police Car

    Driving Under the Influence

    March 13, 2023
    Atom

    A Neutron Walks into a Bar…

    May 8, 2023
    Blind Man

    Blonde Joke in a Bar

    February 25, 2023
  • Happy Mothers Day
    Family,  Holidays

    The Hilarious Hijinks of Mischievous Kids: A Mother’s Day Prank Extravaganza!

    May 14, 2023 /

    Join in the laughter and mischief as a group of mischievous kids sets out to surprise their moms with a Mother's Day prank extravaganza. Experience the hilarious chaos that ensues as exploding cards, squirting flowers, and whoopee cushions take center stage. This heartwarming tale celebrates the joy of laughter and the unbreakable bond between children and their moms. Get ready for a side-splitting adventure that will leave you snorting with laughter and appreciating the whimsy of Mother's Day.

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    3 People Group Team

    When Does Life Begin?

    March 14, 2023
    High Blood Pressure

    High Blood Pressure

    February 24, 2023
  • Star Trek Voyager Spaceship
    Science,  TV Humor

    Signs that Star Trek is Taking Over Your Life

    May 10, 2023 /

    Saying "make it so" in casual conversation Indignation because the periodic table doesn't include dilithium and tritanium. Able to use "variable phase inverter" in a sentence without excessive thought first More than one pair of Spock ears on junk drawer Have figured out the stardate system Sudden urge to wear lots of Lycra Scanning ...

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    Periodic Table Elements

    ISU Researchers Discover New Element [Parody]

    May 27, 2023
    Frog

    A Class Act

    March 6, 2023
    Star Trek Spaceship

    Top 10 Bumperstickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise

    May 7, 2023
  • Employee Phone Office
    Business,  Idiot

    Corporate Stupidity

    May 9, 2023 /

    "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA) "What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping) "E-mail is not to be used ...

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    Crowd Line

    Long Line

    March 13, 2023
    Businessman

    I’m the Boss!

    February 28, 2023
    Rolls Royce

    Rolls-Royce and Bank Loan

    April 1, 2023
  • Atom
    Bar,  Science

    A Neutron Walks into a Bar…

    May 8, 2023 /

    A neutron walks into a bar. "Id like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."

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    Guinness Pint Beer Pub

    Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman in a Pub

    March 5, 2023
    Police Lights

    On their way home from the bar…

    May 24, 2023
    Police Car

    Driving Under the Influence

    March 13, 2023
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