Wisconsin Dumb Laws

At one time, margarine was illegal.

While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.

It is illegal to kiss on a train.

It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.

You must manually flush all urinals in a building.

Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.

State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

La Crosse: It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).

La Crosse: It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.

La Crosse: It is illegal to play checkers in public.

La Crosse: You cannot “worry a squirrel.”

Milwaukee: An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.

Milwaukee: It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.

Milwaukee: If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.

Racine: It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

Racine: Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.

St. Croix: Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.

In Wisconsin, after 3:00 a.m., you have to send a rocket signal in the air after every mile you drive.

In Wisconsin you are allowed to marry your house.