Top 10 Bumperstickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise

  1. “Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!”
  2. “One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day…think about it”
  3. “HONK if you’ve slept with Commander Riker!”
  4. “Guns don’t kill people…Class 2 Phasers do!”
  5. “Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!”
  6. “CAUTION…We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.”
  7. “If you can read this…don’t you think you’re a wee bit too close?”
  8. “Have you hugged a Ferengi today?”
  9. “We brake for cubes!”
  10. “Wesley On Board!”

And, the best bumpersticker on Borg ship:

“Blonde Borgs have the same fun.”