Blonde on the Sun

Posted on May 21, 2020 by . Filed under Blonde, Science

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the … Continue reading →

Holmes and Watson

Posted on May 20, 2020 by . Filed under Police

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, … Continue reading →

Rough Landing

Posted on May 20, 2020 by . Filed under Travel

An airplane pilot had had a particularly difficult flight and a rough landing. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile and give them a ”Thanks for riding … Continue reading →

Rules for Women

Posted on May 20, 2020 by . Filed under Marriage, Men

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you … Continue reading →

Six again

Posted on May 19, 2020 by . Filed under Marriage, Men, Women

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local … Continue reading →

Driving license

Posted on May 19, 2020 by . Filed under Driving, Travel

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted … Continue reading →