Six Again 

Posted on Aug 30, 2017 by . Filed under Marriage, Men, Women

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local … Continue reading →

Only in America 

Posted on Aug 30, 2017 by . Filed under American, Bank, Idiot, Irony, Political

Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in America… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Continue reading →

The Redhead 

Posted on Aug 29, 2017 by . Filed under Blonde, Doctor

A young Redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible”, says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee … Continue reading →

Stolen Horse 

Posted on Aug 28, 2017 by . Filed under American, Bar

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He … Continue reading →

Rules for Women 

Posted on Aug 27, 2017 by . Filed under Marriage, Men

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you … Continue reading →

No Bull 

Posted on Aug 26, 2017 by . Filed under Farmer, Irish

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed that the bull must have been hit by … Continue reading →

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