Massachusetts Dumb Laws

Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege … Continue reading

Michigan Dumb Laws

A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. You may not swear in front of … Continue reading

Dumb Laws in Texas

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time … Continue reading

Dumb Laws in Florida

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. It is considered … Continue reading

Dumb Laws in Alabama

It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity. It’s against the law for a man to seduce “a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage.” It is legal to drive the … Continue reading