If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. It is illegal to sing in a public…

It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity. It’s against the law for a man to seduce “a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage.” It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. Boogers may not be flicked…