Washington Dumb Laws

It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich. When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until … Continue reading

Rhode Island Dumb Laws

Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday. It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a … Continue reading

Utah Dumb Laws

It is against the law to fish from horseback. It is illegal not to drink milk. Birds have the right of way on all highways. It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for … Continue reading

West Virginia Dumb Laws

Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present. Road Kill may be taken home for supper. Whistling underwater is prohibited. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of “wild onions.” … Continue reading

Wyoming Dumb Laws

You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June. It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view … Continue reading

Kentucky Dumb Laws

By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground”. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. It is illegal to shoot game out of the window … Continue reading

Kansas Dumb Laws

It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas. It is illegal to hunt whales. (Kansas is a landlocked state) Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. The … Continue reading

Nebraska Dumb Laws

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. It is illegal to go whale fishing. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It is illegal for … Continue reading

Arizona Dumb Laws

Hunting camels is prohibited. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses. It … Continue reading

New Mexico Dumb Laws

New Mexico

State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. In recent years, several efforts have been made to legalize camel racing and ostrich racing in New Mexico, but to no avail. Those bills … Continue reading