Montana Dumb Laws

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and … Continue reading

Maryland Dumb Laws

Thistles may not grow in one’s yard. A woman may not go through her husband’s pockets while he is sleeping. Annapolis: It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. Baltimore: You cannot swear … Continue reading

New Jersey Dumb Laws

You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. On a highway you can not park under a bridge. If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply … Continue reading

South Dakota Dumb Laws

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property … Continue reading

Colorado Dumb Laws

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol. It is illegal for a … Continue reading

Vermont Dumb Laws

Whistling underwater is illegal At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. It is illegal to deny the existence of God Lawmakers … Continue reading

Washington Dumb Laws

It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag. People may not buy a mattress on Sunday. It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich. When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until … Continue reading

Rhode Island Dumb Laws

Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday. It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a … Continue reading

Utah Dumb Laws

It is against the law to fish from horseback. It is illegal not to drink milk. Birds have the right of way on all highways. It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for … Continue reading