After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
Augusta: It’s unlawful to stroll down the street playing a violin.
Portland: Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
Portland: It’s unlawful to tickle a woman’s chin with a feather duster.