Life Lessons Learned From Video Games

  • There is no problem that can’t be overcome by violence.
  • You can overcome most adversaries simply by having a lot of quarters.
  • If it moves, shoot it.
  • Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
  • If someone dies, they disappear.
  • Money is frequently found lying on the street.
  • If it is on the ground, you should get it.
  • Carpe diem! You only live three times!