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		<title>Bill Gates Died and Went to Heaven</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2013/03/23/bill-gates-died-and-went-to-heaven/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2013 15:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Gates died and went to Heaven. Saint Peter showed him to his house, a small cottage on a tiny plot in the woods. The closets were full of simple but servicable clothing, and the kitchen was stocked with the &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2013/03/23/bill-gates-died-and-went-to-heaven/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Bible According to Kids</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2013/02/22/the-bible-according-to-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:57:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.) In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2013/02/22/the-bible-according-to-kids/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>What All Those Acronyms Really Mean</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2013/01/18/what-all-those-acronyms-really-mean/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ISDN = It Still Does Nothing APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity IBM = I Blame Microsoft DEC = Do Expect Cuts CA = Constant Acquisitions CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too. SCSI &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2013/01/18/what-all-those-acronyms-really-mean/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>History Of The World&#8230; maybe</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/12/11/history-of-the-world-maybe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 15:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[History of the world according to actual grade school student exam papers! 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/12/11/history-of-the-world-maybe/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Reading between the lines</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/11/13/reading-between-lines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always 5 &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/11/13/reading-between-lines/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m the Boss!</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/10/17/the-boss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 23:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn&#8217;t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read: &#8220;I&#8217;m the Boss!&#8221; He then taped it to his office door. Later that &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/10/17/the-boss/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Murphy applied for an engineering position</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/09/15/murphy-applied-for-an-engineering-position/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2012 23:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/09/15/murphy-applied-for-an-engineering-position/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>FHA Loan</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/08/21/fha-loan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 21:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client. He was told that the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/08/21/fha-loan/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bank Name</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/07/17/bank-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 21:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jokes.cosmobc.com/?p=10</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/07/17/bank-name/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/files/2012/07/Piggy-Bank-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft tfe wp-post-image" alt="Piggy Bank" /></a>Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something &#8216;practical&#8217; for her birthday. &#8220;Suppose we open a savings account for you?&#8221; mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. &#8220;It&#8217;s your account, darling,&#8221; mother said as they arrived at the bank, &#8220;so you fill &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/07/17/bank-name/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Only in America</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/06/14/only-in-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 18:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Only in America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/06/14/only-in-america/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Indian Message To The Moon</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/05/11/indian-message-to-the-moon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 18:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old man, who spoke &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/05/11/indian-message-to-the-moon/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>An American was telling one of his favorite jokes&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/04/21/an-american-was-telling-one-of-his-favorite-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American was telling one of his favorite jokes to a group of friends. &#8220;Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians.&#8221; The lone &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/04/21/an-american-was-telling-one-of-his-favorite-jokes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Courtroom Bloopers</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/03/20/courtroom-bloopers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 15:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mary Louise Gilman, the venerable editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collected many of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books - Humor in the Court (1977) and More Humor in the Court. From Mrs. Gilman's two volumes, here are some transquips, all recorded by America's keepers of the word. <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/03/20/courtroom-bloopers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>If restaurants functioned like Microsoft&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/02/25/restaurants-functioned-microsoft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 01:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I&#8217;ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There&#8217;s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won&#8217;t be there this time. Patron: No, &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/02/25/restaurants-functioned-microsoft/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cartoon Laws of Physics</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/01/14/cartoon-laws-physics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/01/14/cartoon-laws-physics/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/files/2012/01/Cartoon-Laws-of-Physics-Joke-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft tfe wp-post-image" alt="Cartoon Laws of Physics Joke" /></a>Cartoon Law I Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he chances to look down. At &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2012/01/14/cartoon-laws-physics/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Settling a Cow Case</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/12/30/settling-cow-case/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 00:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/12/30/settling-cow-case/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/files/2012/01/Bull-clipart-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft tfe wp-post-image" alt="Bull-clipart" /></a>A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher&#8217;s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/12/30/settling-cow-case/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Smartest Man in the World</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/11/28/smartest-man-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 19:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/11/28/smartest-man-world/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/files/2011/12/Black-Aircraft-Icon-100x100.png" class="alignleft tfe wp-post-image" alt="Black-Aircraft-Icon" /></a>A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/11/28/smartest-man-world/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Rolls-Royce and Bank Loan</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/09/14/rolls-royce-bank-loan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 21:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/09/14/rolls-royce-bank-loan/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/files/2011/11/Rolls-Royce-Ghost-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft tfe wp-post-image" alt="Rolls Royce Ghost" /></a>A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/09/14/rolls-royce-bank-loan/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Some School Humor</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/08/09/some-school-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 18:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/08/09/some-school-humor/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/files/2011/08/school-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft tfe wp-post-image" alt="school" /></a>Below is a compilation of some school jokes. They are a bit old school, but hopefully you&#8217;ll still find some of them funny. Teacher: What is the axis of the Earth? Student: The axis of the Earth is an imaginary &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/08/09/some-school-humor/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Star Trek Lost Episode</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/07/17/star-trek-lost-episode/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 21:07:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Picard: &#8220;Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?&#8221; Geordi: &#8220;Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/07/17/star-trek-lost-episode/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Job</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/07/10/new-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 12:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: &#8220;Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!&#8221; The voice from the other side responded: &#8220;You fool; you&#8217;ve &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/07/10/new-job/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Pope Drives a Limousine</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/06/29/the-pope-drives-a-limousine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 23:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. Well, the chauffeur didn&#8217;t have much &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/06/29/the-pope-drives-a-limousine/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Simplifying the English Language</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/05/22/simplifying-the-english-language/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 23:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasability study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments. European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessary difficult; &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/05/22/simplifying-the-english-language/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Classified Ads Bloopers</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/04/17/funny-classified-ads-bloopers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2011 00:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strips: Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/04/17/funny-classified-ads-bloopers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Questions to Park Rangers</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/03/21/stupid-questions-to-park-rangers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 23:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who Says There&#8217;s No Such Thing As a Stupid Question? These are questions that people actually asked of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity. (Source: Outside &#8230; <a href="http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2011/03/21/stupid-questions-to-park-rangers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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