Famous Last Words

  • I’ll get a world record for this.
  • Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
  • Hey there’s no handles inside these car doors!
  • It’s fireproof.
  • He’s probably just hibernating.
  • What does this button do?
  • I’m making a citizen’s arrest.
  • So, you’re a cannibal.
  • It’s probably just a rash.
  • Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
  • Are you sure the power is off?
  • Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
  • No, my shoes aren’t untied.
  • The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
  • What do you mean, “I’ll be back”?
  • Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
  • Pull the pin and count to what?
  • Which wire was I supposed to cut?
  • I wonder where the mother bear is.
  • I’ve seen this done on TV.
  • These are the good kind of mushrooms.
  • I’ll hold it and you light the fuse.
  • Let it down slowly.
  • Rat poison only kills rats.
  • It can’t possibly rain for forty days and nights.
  • I’ll get your toast out.
  • Give me liberty or give me death.
  • Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
  • It’s strong enough for both of us.
  • This doesn’t taste right.
  • I can make this light before it changes.
  • Nice doggie.
  • I can do that with my eyes closed.
  • I’ve done this before.
  • Well, we’ve made it this far.
  • That’s odd.
  • I’ll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
  • I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
  • You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
  • Okay, this is the last time.
  • Don’t be so superstitious.
  • Now watch this.
  • This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
  • What duck?
  • You can make it, that train isn’t coming fast.
  • Give me a match, I think my gas tank is empty.