Marriage – Jokes The Blog for Jokes and Funny Stuff! Thu, 28 May 2020 01:14:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 I’m the Boss! Tue, 26 May 2020 06:26:56 +0000 The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read: “I’m the Boss!” He then taped it to his office door. Later that … Continue reading

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The Wife Sat, 23 May 2020 16:53:27 +0000 A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, … Continue reading

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Rules for Women Wed, 20 May 2020 09:15:15 +0000 We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you … Continue reading

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Six again Wed, 20 May 2020 03:06:42 +0000 A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local … Continue reading

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My Wife Got Me to Believe in Religion Tue, 19 May 2020 20:59:31 +0000 Billy: “My wife got me to believe in religion.” Joe: “Really?” Billy: “Yeah. Until I married her I didn’t believe in Hell”

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Forgetting Sun, 17 May 2020 13:41:06 +0000 An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the … Continue reading

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Honey, I Found Your Golf Ball Thu, 07 May 2020 14:10:21 +0000 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I … Continue reading

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Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 Mon, 27 Apr 2020 08:23:25 +0000 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled … Continue reading

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Say Something Positive Wed, 22 Apr 2020 18:39:00 +0000 A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know, dear,” she says, “I look in the mirror, and I see an old … Continue reading

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