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		<title>Top 13 Worst Marketing Slogan Translations Ever</title>
		<link>http://jokes.cosmobc.com/2009/08/26/top-13-worst-marketing-slogan-translations-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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13. When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, &#8220;It won&#8217;t leak in your pocket and embarrass you.&#8221; The company thought that the word &#8220;embarazar&#8221; (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: &#8220;It won&#8217;t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.&#8221;
12. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Domain Names</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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All of these are companies that didn&#8217;t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear &#8211; and be misread&#8230;

Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
www.whorepresents.com/

Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com/

Looking for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>R. D. Jones And His Sewing Machine</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row &#8211; the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day&#8217;s mistake.
MONDAY:
For sale: R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 P.M.. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Order Of Stupidity&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer &#8212; Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that&#8217;s the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos &#8212; You could be a winner! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Menu</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants.
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce &#8211; China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng &#8211; Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos &#8211; Cairo
French fried ships &#8211; Cairo
Garlic Coffee &#8211; Europe
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Church Bulletin Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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The following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.
Don&#8217;t let worry kill you &#8212; let the church help.
Thursday night &#8211; Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don&#8217;t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The rosebud [...]]]></description>
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