A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan. Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. Smoking while in bed is illegal. A Michigan law states that a wife’s hair legally belongs to her husband.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. You can be legally married by publicly introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. It is illegal to milk another person’s cow. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to…

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. It is illegal to sing in a public…

It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity. It’s against the law for a man to seduce “a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage.” It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex. Boogers may not be flicked…