Kansas Dumb Laws

It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas. It is illegal to hunt whales. (Kansas is a landlocked state) Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. The … Continue reading

Nebraska Dumb Laws

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. It is illegal to go whale fishing. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It is illegal for … Continue reading

Arizona Dumb Laws

Hunting camels is prohibited. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses. It … Continue reading

New Mexico Dumb Laws

New Mexico

State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. In recent years, several efforts have been made to legalize camel racing and ostrich racing in New Mexico, but to no avail. Those bills … Continue reading

North Dakota Dumb Laws

Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are … Continue reading

Arkansas Dumb Laws

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas. Arkansas must be pronounced “Arkansaw” Oral sex is considered to be sodomy. Alligators may not … Continue reading

Mississippi Dumb Laws

Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging. Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road. Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $201 fine. Columbus: The fine for waving a gun in public … Continue reading

Tennessee Dumb Laws

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Driving is not to be done while asleep. It is legal to gather and consume road kill … Continue reading

Iowa Dumb Laws

Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. One-armed piano players must perform for free. Dubuque: Any hotel in the city limits must … Continue reading