Doctor – Jokes The Blog for Jokes and Funny Stuff! Sun, 29 Mar 2020 22:44:51 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Smartest Man in the World Fri, 20 Mar 2020 05:36:13 +0000 A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started … Continue reading

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Forgetting Mon, 16 Mar 2020 21:58:51 +0000 An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the … Continue reading

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Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery Thu, 12 Mar 2020 07:35:21 +0000 Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!” Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a minute, if … Continue reading

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High Blood Pressure Tue, 10 Mar 2020 12:49:18 +0000 When a physician remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family.” “Your mother’s side or your father’s?” I asked. “Neither,” he replied. “It’s from my wife’s family.” “Oh, come … Continue reading

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The Redhead Fri, 06 Mar 2020 23:25:12 +0000 A young Redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible”, says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee … Continue reading

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Sleeping Pills Sat, 29 Feb 2020 07:40:28 +0000 An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.” “I have good news for you,” … Continue reading

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A Doctor and a Lawyer Met at a Party Mon, 24 Feb 2020 16:54:13 +0000 A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, “Tell me, what do you do to stop … Continue reading

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