The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only … Continue reading
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Cafeteria in a Catholic Elementary School
Funny Billboard
“Well, you did ask for a sign” – God That’s a funny billboard 🙂
Minutes and Pennies
Man to God: God, what’s a million years to you? God: A minute. Man: What about a million dollars? God: A penny. Man: God, could I have a penny? God: Sure — in a minute.
An Atheist
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like … Continue reading
A Priest and a Bus Driver Died and Went to Heaven
A priest and a bus driver both died and went to Heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where Pope St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep … Continue reading
Catholic Terminology
AMENÂ – The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETINÂ – Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIRÂ – A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to lip-sync. HOLY WATERÂ – A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. … Continue reading
On Anglicans
Q. Why can’t Anglicans play chess? A. Because they can’t tell a Bishop from a Queen.
Sunday School Drawings
A teacher asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by a boy’s picture which showed four people on an aircraft, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. … Continue reading
Church Bulletin Humor
The following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help. Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church … Continue reading
My Wife Got Me to Believe in Religion
Billy: “My wife got me to believe in religion.” Joe: “Really?” Billy: “Yeah. Until I married her I didn’t believe in Hell”
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