Category Archives: Blonde

Blonde on the Sun

Posted on Jul 24, 2021 by . Filed under Blonde, Science

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the … Continue reading →

Sleeping Pills

Posted on Jul 7, 2021 by . Filed under Blonde, Doctor

An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.” “I have good news for you,” … Continue reading →

Blonde Riding a Horse

Posted on Jul 3, 2021 by . Filed under Animal, Blonde

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, … Continue reading →

The Mirror

Posted on Jun 29, 2021 by . Filed under Blonde

Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth one is granted a wish. … Continue reading →

No Horns

Posted on Jun 28, 2021 by . Filed under American, Animal, Blonde, Farmer

“Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, “Well, ma’am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage … Continue reading →

The Redhead

Posted on Jun 23, 2021 by . Filed under Blonde, Doctor

A young Redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible”, says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee … Continue reading →

Blonde Joke in a Bar

Posted on Jun 23, 2021 by . Filed under Bar, Blonde

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde … Continue reading →