Louisiana Dumb Laws

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault”, while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault”. You may not … Continue reading

Missouri Dumb Laws

In Merryville women are prohibited from wearing corsets because “the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.” Excelsior Springs: Hard objects may not be thrown by … Continue reading

Nevada Dumb Laws

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. Las Vegas: It’s against the law to pawn your dentures. It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property. Clark County: An ordinance makes bringing a … Continue reading

Oklahoma Dumb Laws

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Tattoos are banned. It … Continue reading

Indiana Dumb Laws

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor. (Ind. Code 15-2.1-21-13(b) A man over the … Continue reading

California Dumb Laws

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. No vehicle … Continue reading

Minnesota Dumb Laws

In Minnesota, it’s illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren’t enough of a deterrent.) It is illegal to sleep naked. All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. … Continue reading

Dumb Laws – Illinois

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the … Continue reading

Wisconsin Dumb Laws

At one time, margarine was illegal. While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license. It is illegal to kiss on a train. It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is … Continue reading

Pennsylvania Dumb Laws

Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk. You may not catch a fish with your hands. You may not catch a fish by any … Continue reading