Colorado Dumb Laws

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.

It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.

Colorado law requires that wine be sold in containers of at least 24 ounces and spirits in containers at least a fifth of a gallon. But, at the same time, it also decrees that no alcohol beverage can be stored in hotel minibars in anything larger than miniature containers.

Colorado Springs: It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

Crippe Creek: It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

Denver: The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

Denver: It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

Denver: It is illegal to mistreat rats.

Denver: You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

In Denver, Colorado it is illegal for Barber’s to give massages to nude customers unless it is for instructional purposes.

Durango: It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.

Logan County: It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

Pueblo: It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.

Sterling: Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.