If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
Lehigh: Doughnut holes may not be sold
Omaha: Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
Waterloo: Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.